Everyone thinks they have what it takes to be part of the Dogfart Crew. At least most of the dudes who arrive in Porn Valley, and today, one of them is going to see nailing a hot chick ain't easy. Oh, sure… it's easy when you're home, in your own bed, with the lights out. Walk on to a Dogfart set with some of the hottest stars in the biz, toss in some hot lights, a director and his crew, and a top gun like Criss Strokes, and our new homeboy is gonna find out hangin' and bangin' with the best of them ain't no walk in the park. Where the new guy left off, Mr. Strokes picks up, and runs hard, buttfucking this beautiful ebony babe until he sprays her face white.

What's up with everyone walking around with their faces buried in their cell phones? What's up with all these crazy "apps", too? I swear today there's an app for everything… including sex. And these sex apps let you use filters, so you can find exactly what you're looking for! In Lisa Tiffian's case, she's after white guys, and preferably non-Americans. Danny and Ramon are looking for big-booty, big-tittied black girls. And all three of them are looking for people who are "DTF" -- down to fuck. That's how they meet, and once they all decide it's "on", a lot more than sucking and fucking goes down. Wonder if, some day, they'll put a filter on an app for "A", "DP"'s, and "blowing-loads-all-over-pretty-girls'-faces"!?